Friday, December 26, 2008 . 11:27

You know you are a sprint kayaker if (from the facebook group!)

- If you have bulbous callous on your heels

- If you are upset when the callouses on your hands start peeling

- If you have a permanent spandex tan

- If your ass has more cuts than the football team

- If you react to "start within 10 seconds" and not "on your mark, get set, go"

- If you are proud of your flip flop tan

- If watching "the 6K" is better than the Superbowl

- If waking up before dawn to exercise seems normal (or you just might be crazy)

- If you are constantly judging wind conditions

- If you love a good lightning storm when you have practice

- If your body resembles an upside down triangle on stilts

- If the word "FitDex" strikes fear into your heart (the hell is FitDex?)

- If you despise rowers

- If you are most comfortable in spandex (nonsense)

- If duct tape is worth more to you than anything else

- If you have trouble buying shirts because of your shoulders

- If you even know what "pogies" are (erm. erm)

- If going for a paddle while there is still ice on the lake is normal